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I am no one of consequence.
I believe in karma, the force and you.
I belong to no-one but myself and this vast planet of earth.
I can love with the best of them and hope with the rest of them.
I catch colds like everyone else and dreams with a web of string.
I choose to be a vegetarian.
I collect exquisite keys, books for my one-day library and quotes for wisdom.
I consist of a cup of creativity, a spoonful of curiosity, a pinch of geekiness and a drop of empathy.
I complain about other people complaining.
I cook regularly and use lavish portions of garlic, herbs & spices.

I could transport myself to the digital world with my digivice if I so wished.
I count the stars and the hours that go by since I last saw you.
I dance to loud music with excessive bass.
I decide where I go, what I do, when I do and who I do.
I defy the laws of gravity.
I draw very badly or not at all.
I drink a lot of green tea and mochas.
I eat tons of bread and crackers especially when hummus is involved.
I enjoy listening to rain on my window & profound conversations that carry on long into the morning.
I fall in love with people easily but it’s only when I stop falling & begin to fly that I’m deeply in love.

I fasten my most treasured memories down in the case of an earthquake.
I find gold in the most unlikely places and four leaf clovers in a disarray of shrubbery.
I forget sometimes that my sonic screwdriver doesn’t work on wood.
I handle situations when I am under stress well for I rise to the occasion.
I hate pesky pimples and parasites.
I have got to get myself one of these frying pans.
I hope that when you read this you begin to like me just that little bit more.
I hurt too, for I’m only human.
I imagine sometimes that I’m a ninja pirate wizard epically fighting for peace throughout the land.
I jump into things sometimes without thinking it through properly.
I know that you know that I knew that they knew about us knowing.

I listen to abundant amounts of music that inspires, heals and frees me.
I love technology - I breathe in electricity, speak in HTML, count in bytes & scream in caps-lock.
I may just spend over half my day on my computer.
I miss random corridor hugs and the fingerprint scanner we used to have in the library.
I must figure out where that certain quote or music or actor is from.
I own multiple corsets and the entire Fruits Basket manga collection.
I promise to never forget who I am.
I read tarot cards, people’s emotions and a lot of poetry.
I realise MLIA and that no matter what, bar Armageddon, the sun will still rise tomorrow.
I remember that day, your eyes and the stained post-it-note.
I sent, or at least tried to, a letter to pigfarts and an email to my future self.

I talk too fast and too much for some peoples liking.
I try to live every-day with meaning and purpose.
I understand that no-one’s perfect and I have to take the good with the bad.
I wash away my troubles with a nice bath or shower with candles and music.
I write with ink in journals upon journals upon letters upon refill.
I wonder who is reading this, why and what will become of tomorrow.